This Shit Will Leave You In Stitches – Giveaway

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This amazing hand-crafted wall art is really going to spice up your life and let folks know what needs sayin’… with style! Want to win?? Scroll down to enter our Bitchy Stitches Giveaway!

wake the baby and i'll cut youTruer words have never been spoken and they certainly haven’t been stitched! I need this at both doors to my house and to hand dangling from the face of my other children… man, I wish they could read. Silly me,  here we are with the holiday season upon us and I know that some of you haven’t the slightest idea what you are doing when it comes to finding the perfect gifts.  Luckily I have something of a horrible sense of humor and an eye for cool, inappropriate shit that makes great gifts. I don’t embroider because I have no patience, very little talent and I ran out of time like 3 kids ago. Sometimes giving the gift of love isn’t enough… sometimes you need an embroidered “fuck you” to really get your point across. Dude, time was taken and great care was put into this curse-word so that people will know that you really mean it! Because that’s what’s important! This totally awesome shop called Bitchy Stitches runs the gamut of inappropriate wall art and home décor. There is no better conversation piece than a cross-stitched octopus waving “fuck you” to welcome you into your home. Honestly, you know you need this shit!

Bitchy Stitches is run by a foul-mouthed single momma of 2 great kids from Michigan. She’s pretty gangster for creating this kick ass décor and has some killer designs that are guaranteed to compliment the crayon covered walls and milk stained rug. (Is that just at my house?) You can custom order from her on her Etsy or Facebook Fan Page, where there are some pretty amazing designs displayed for sale already. I have to admit, I’m kind of smitten with these and every single fucker on my Christmas List is getting one!

Now here is the cool part – Bitchy Stitches and I have partnered to


giveaway one of their most popular designs, just in time to lift your spirits for the Holidays! This kick-ass 6 inch, and-made “Fuck you, Fuck face” embroidered medallion is going to certainly brighten your mood this holiday season, so make sure to enter to win bimg_6736elow. Also, visit us on Instagram @halfassedhousewife and @itstuccibitch! Don’t forget to check out my Out-Of-The-Box Holiday Gift Guide for more designs by Bitchy Stitches and other great retailers offering unique gifts for those close to you this season!
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  • robyn paris November 14, 2016 at 2:19 am

    I don’t know I like the ones you have already.

  • Ty Ward November 15, 2016 at 10:54 am

    Ha! How kick-ass are these!

  • Natalie Schilla November 17, 2016 at 4:52 am

    Go jump off a bridge asshole.

    • sar_ii November 17, 2016 at 5:00 am

      Omg!! This is could be a great throw pillow ?

  • Dominique Cloutier November 19, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    “And the bitches whatevered” lmfao. this is too great! thanks for sharing! LOVE LOVE LOVE!

  • Katie Bellamy November 20, 2016 at 1:50 am

    I love the silver dusted sea scape Fuck You! 🙂

  • Micah Saunders November 20, 2016 at 8:39 am

    This is awesome

  • Renee' November 20, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    These are too funny – but certainly not for the faint of heart. I also have a wicked sense of humor so they crack me up.

    • sar_ii November 20, 2016 at 8:01 pm

      Certainly not for the faint of heart!!!!

  • Melissa A. November 20, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch!!

    One of my favorite sayings lol

  • Allison November 20, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    “I eat bitches like you for breakfast” would be funny.

    • sar_ii November 20, 2016 at 9:41 pm

      Love it!!! You should check out her shop, she does custom work!!

  • Frischy November 20, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Not exactly my style, but I can think of a few people who deserve to receive them as gifts. LOL

  • Triggles November 20, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    I recently discovered her amazing stitch art. I now have one of my own hanging on my wall. A hot air balloon hanging over some mountains with a few clouds and the words “high as f*ck”
    I saw it and couldn’t resist.

  • Kemberly Crosswhite November 20, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    I would love this one!!!

  • wen budro November 20, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    My favorite is the listen here you beautiful bitch art. These are awesome and unique.

  • Fiona N November 21, 2016 at 2:20 am

    I really love the “Wake the baby and I’ll cut you”! I love it for my sister 🙂
    Thank You for the chance

  • Wendy Browne November 21, 2016 at 2:35 am

    Wake the baby and I’ll cut you! lol

  • Linda Kwolek November 21, 2016 at 4:03 am

    I like the “wake up, kick pass, repeat”. My life says “Current things accomplished, 1. “.

  • Michelle Ward November 21, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    I like all of your sayings, I would love to have any one of them.

  • Lisa Brooks November 22, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    Fuck u bitch face
    Is really cool

  • Marty November 23, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Ha! I don’t know. I’d have to wait and see what pearls of vitriol come out of my mouth the next time someone pisses me off. “‘STFU is how I say ‘I love you'” or something, maybe.

  • Jennifer Smith November 23, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    Can’t stop giggling

  • mechele Johnson November 23, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    We live on the Northwest Coast, at the beach. I would love to have the ocean scene with “Fu*& You” on it in my entryway 🙂 It would be perfect and totally us to have that for guests to see when they arrive.

  • Lana simanovicki November 24, 2016 at 2:47 am

    These are so cool

  • Dawn Monroe November 24, 2016 at 3:25 am

    I have a feeling I’m going to like this blog, how did I miss it. Something I say a lot is Shut Your Face but the Don’t wake the baby sign is brilliant.

  • Danalee November 24, 2016 at 6:03 am

    I want to see wake the baby and I’ll cut you. Lol

  • emily wells November 24, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    Shut The Hell Up lol

  • Audrey Stewart November 25, 2016 at 12:18 am

    If I had killed you when I wanted to, I’d done be out of prison.

  • Kelly McGrew November 25, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    i’d get “shine bright like a motherfu**ing diamond” ! lol

    the pre-made one i like is the bat-shit diamond one!

  • Heather LaRue November 25, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    Would love the ” wake the baby and I’ll cut you ” for my daughter!

  • Amy Holmes November 25, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    My husband and I have been secretly stalking and making mental wishlist of ALL the ones we want. We want something really vulgar for our bedroom because our Moms would die if they ever saw it. Love you Taylor! You’re amazing!!!

  • Helen November 25, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    Hey I like the wake the baby and I will cut you

  • Courtney Hennagir November 25, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    I love everything in the shop! When I was really young,like,way too young to be using these words,I got so pissed at my brother for something he did and I screamed, “fuck you,you fucking fuck!” I will never forget the look on his face.I would so love to get that quote on something for him.He would laugh his ass off!

  • Leah Shumack November 25, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    The fuck face one made me laugh cause there is a guy I work with and that’s his name for anyone and anything LOL I would want that for him!

  • Sarah Gillespie November 25, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    They’re all so amazing but “wake the baby and I’ll cut you” is so beyond perfect for our wall hahaha.

  • Kimberly Bauer November 25, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    A special hello from a bitch here! I LOVE The “Fuck you, Fuck face”

  • molli taylor November 25, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    i want “michel gerard is my spirit animal”…ahahahah!

  • Tracy Gregory November 25, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    My favorite saying is “Shit balls” so that would be awesome!!!

  • David Heath November 25, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    You suck, asshole

  • Gabrielly November 26, 2016 at 4:14 am

    “You suck” is fun.

  • Meghan November 26, 2016 at 4:42 am

    They’re all hilarious, but love the Wake the Baby


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