Free Printable ELF on the Shelf - notes from the north pole. Never want to move that silly Elf again? I've gotcha covered!

This Elf On The Shelf Idea Will Change Your Feelings About Christmas

Elf on the Shelf is the Christmas tradition that we parents love to hate. Many parents have been really vocal about their annoyances with the little Red Elf and his mischevious ways. I must admit that this year I really dropped the ball when it came to our Elf, Frosty. I forgot to move the Elf for two whole

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Hottest smart home technology gift guide

Hottest Home Tech Gifts for 2017

Do you have a tech-lover on your Christmas list? Technology this year is amazing, everything is so user-friendly and compatible that you no longer need to be super tech-savvy to enjoy the latest home technology and gadgets on the market.   Once our family brought home a Smart TV the way we interacted with technology changed completely. Now

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Simple Holiday Traditions to create with your family

Simple Holiday Traditions You Should Start Doing With Your Family

  It’s November and I am the one who begins holiday traditions right now.  The first thing I do is pluck all the tombstones out of my yard on November 1st and replace them with all the holiday cheer!  Yes, I go from zero to Elf in the time it takes for me to eat all the Halloween candy – so,

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The Half-Assed Housewife’s Holiday Gift Guide

Well, here we are folks! It’s Freakin’ Chirstmas! My halls are fully decked, bells are jingled and all my candy canes are soaking in vodka. (seriously)  I’ve busted out my snow boots (even though its still in the damn 50’s here) and I’ve been tracking down the greatest shit I can think of to give this year. Yay!

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9 Winter Travel Safety Tips to Make Your Holiday Vacation the Best

Folks, I have been stalking Great Wolf Lodge for quite some time now and I have some amazing news for my peeps in the Southwest region – we are getting a Great Wolf! Yup, you heard that right. Great wolf Lodge is opening up in Colorado Springs in just a few short months! So close, so fun –

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This Shit Will Leave You In Stitches – Giveaway

This amazing hand-crafted wall art is really going to spice up your life and let folks know what needs sayin’… with style! Want to win?? Scroll down to enter our Bitchy Stitches Giveaway! Truer words have never been spoken and they certainly haven’t been stitched! I need this at both doors to my house and to hand dangling

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